Mad Monster Party: The Rankin-Bass Halloween Special Time Forgot
When I think about Halloween, it is a bittersweet feeling. As an Australian I got little candy for proselytising the pumpkin holiday because few outside the kids who saw American cartoons on TV knew what it was. The spooky season is upon us, and I have a substantial Blu-Ray collection of the classic Universal Monsters cycle to watch, but when I really want to celebrate I either choose Hocus Pocus or Mad Monster Party. I go to Starbucks down the road in Chatswood to drink a pumpkin spiced latte, and observe the attempts to make Halloween happen down at the local mall with latex masks and costume accessories on display. I’m not sure if COVID-19 will let Halloween happen this year as planned, but I sure see a lot of advertising trying to Australian-ise this holiday like one for Google Nest cameras showing children trick or treating. One of these days it’ll work, but Halloween always leaves me thinking “HOW DARE YOU COME TO ME NOW, WHEN I AM THIS?” like Molly Grue from The Last Unicorn.
Speaking of iconic Rankin-Bass productions, let’s talk about Mad Monster Party.
Released to theatres in 1967, this was Rankin-Bass taking on a Halloween themed project with some of the Universal Monsters branding filed off for copyright reasons, and what a film it is. This is made by the same people who brought you Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, with the pedigree of inviting Boris Karloff, and Forest Ackerman of Famous Monsters of Filmland fame. I’m plenty familiar with Boris Karloff as an Aussie, but Forest Ackerman is a bit of an obscure cult figure to me, and my research shows he’s a big deal in the American horror community. They also got MAD Magazine’s Harvey Kurtzman to write the script, with several MAD cartoonists designing the characters plus the sets, and Frank Frazetta drawing the movie’s poster.
So how is the movie itself? Well, as a stop-motion animation project it will always be in the shadow of Disney’s The Nightmare Before Christmas, the Tim Burton and Henry Selick collaboration which captured the hearts of a generation of goths and Hot Topic shoppers. Mad Monster Party is unique, and its jazzy score is neat, but it doesn’t have the ear-wormy Danny Elfman songs that The Nightmare Before Christmas does. Other than that, it’s a pretty neat little gem which despite its flaws deserves attention as a Halloween treat.
It starts out with Boris Karloff’s character Baron Boris Von Frankenstein experimenting with vials of liquid and the infusion of energy. He’s showered in sparks from the heavens as he attempts to perform some experiment. He tests his concoction on a black bird which explodes when it lands on a branch, looking out at the resulting atomic mushroom cloud as Baron Boris quotes Edgar Allan Poe: “Quoth the Raven, never more!”. He has invented the means to destroy matter, and sends out invitations via bats to the other monsters who we see receiving them in the opening credits montage. The gang’s all here, from the Mummy to the Invisible Man to Quasimodo, even the Creature from the Black Lagoon gets one.
We then see the clumsy Felix Flanken in a pharmacy fumbling over some glass jars containing pills, and his character design is distracting because he looks like the spitting image of me in high school. He’s not getting paid well for his job as he keeps having his salary garnished to reimburse his employer for constant mistakes, but he gets a curious item of mail inviting him to the Isle of Evil to witness his uncle’s scientific discovery. He wrecks the pharmacy on the way out, and his boss insists that this is his vacation from Felix’s shenanigans. Felix is an annoying main character who subsists off a bad Jimmy Stewart impression for the entire film, and this is one of the main flaws Mad Monster Party has as a Halloween ensemble.
Frankenstein’s Monster “Fang” and his Bride make an appearance, as the Bride chastises her husband for having a roving eye looking at the beautiful red-headed assistant Francesca, resulting in an old Hollywood style musical number called You’re Different. Phyllis Diller voices the Monster’s Mate, and although I’m unfamiliar with her body of work she’s got a bit of Mae West going on here. The invitations have received their RSVPs from the various monsters, though a creature called It is banned from the Worldwide Organisation of Monsters gathering for making a mess of the wild boars on the island. Baron Boris is retiring from being the head of the Worldwide Organisation of Monsters, hoping that Felix - his only surviving heir born from his younger sister, will take over the family monster business. This is the main plot of the movie, the succession of head monster, and it looks like Felix is going to inherit the lot despite being an annoying milquetoast fellow who ruins everything with his clumsiness.
Mad Monster Party, like most Rankin-Bass stop-motion productions, is reliant on cheesy joke puns about the monsters in question, and for the most part this is campy fun. None of this is meant to be taken too seriously, and the grand scope of its ambitions to assemble a team of monsters for one party in a movie is a noble goal even if the humour is a bit dated by today’s standards. There’s an bit about Felix dropping his glasses and running into the Invisible Man and saying he can’t see a thing, stuff like that. Anyway, they get to the Isle of Evil where Baron Boris is running the show. Baron Boris has a team of usher zombies working for him, as well as this Peter Lorre looking dude called Yetch (who gets a bit handsy with Francesca in a gag that hasn’t aged well). The zombie henchmen are called up for duty to patrol the island in case It comes back, and we see Yetch cajoling them for behaving like ghosts instead of air pilots.
We get a lot of mentions of It in hushed tones, that It is capable of anything, building the hype about this beast which we haven’t seen in the film up to this point. Baron Boris’ retirement party hasn’t had much of the movie’s titular party yet, but that’s about to change. The pacing of this film is a bit old-fashioned, and takes a while to get going like many motion pictures of the late sixties, but it’s a lot of fun if you stick with it. Dracula makes a joke that Francesca is just his type… O Negative. Oh boy, I wonder if Peter Steele ever saw this movie on videotape. The Monster’s Mate makes a joke about pickled salmon that I don’t get, regarding the food available at this maddest of monster parties. There’s better food brewing in the kitchen of Chef Machiavelli, for the main course. The monster-jokes are sometimes bad enough that they give the Groovy Ghoulies a run for their money, and it takes a while before the main event of the Worldwide Organisation of Monsters rivalry actually happens.
Mad Monster Party seldom has a plot, per se, but it does have themes of succession and science gone awry with this atomic bomb recipe Baron Boris has cooked up. This sequence at the table has the machinations of the different monsters laid bare as they struggle for supremacy, and although it’s no Game of Thrones or Dune, the political intrigue here for the formula is exciting. However, as soon as the rivalries get heated, we’re subjected to another song number by Little Tibia and the Fibias, which is definitely dated to the era when the film was first released. Next we get some quality scheming from Count Dracula and Francesca, who plans to get rid of Felix even though Dracula has no idea that Felix is Baron Boris’ rightful heir. See, down from Felix, Francesca is next in line because Baron Boris built her. And that complicates things, leading to another song, this time in ragtime. Like most of the songs in this movie, and with Rankin-Bass’ track record with songs in general, it’s pretty hit or miss. The ragtime number I believe is one of the better ones in this movie, It’s Our Time To Shine slaps but I cannot forgive the shot of Dracula drinking wine. He does not drink… wine.
So this succession plot gets thicker as more monsters are clued into Felix being the successor, and up until now he’s been depicted as a wuss for most of the movie. This perception of his character isn’t about to change, and now he’s back to impact the plot some more. You’d think a human wouldn’t be put in charge of the Worldwide Organisation of Monsters, but apparently humans are the worst out of all of them, so that tracks. Anyway, this plot involves some more scheming once Felix makes it to dry land, which is always welcome when the narrative is a bit slow. There’s a lot more visual gags in this section of the film, which I will detail as follows:
Mad Monster Party has a pretty sedate pace to it, and it’s kind of relaxing compared to more frantic modern animated features with high-energy action scenes. Rankin-Bass were working with what they had, and they’re best and delivering atmospheric stories rather than big blockbusters. The scenes with Felix being shown around the airplane hangar by Baron Boris Von Frankenstein is an example of exposition with charm and subtlety. Baron Boris feeds the various creatures in his lab before revealing to his nephew that he is the head of the World Organisation of Monsters, and he intends for him to take over when he retires. Warlocks, witches, demons, werewolves, the whole shebang! This scene goes on for a while, so I’ll summarise all the visual elements below:
Felix has been offered the job opportunity of a lifetime, control over all the monsters in the world, but will he accept this nobleman’s fate or will he reject this familial obligation? At this point in the movie we don’t know, but we do see how the other monsters are reacting to this heir apparent. There’s a double cross against Francesca because Dracula is about as trustworthy as Scott Morrison buying nuclear submarines behind the French’s back, now Fang and the Monster’s Mate want to get rid of Francesca to get Baron Boris’ secrets for themselves. The game is afoot!
Felix shudders at the thought of taking over the family business, saying he could never face that Board of Directors, citing his allergies as a reason he can’t do it. As a main protagonist he’s beyond annoying, because his constant complaining gets on the viewer’s nerves. Meanwhile the other characters are freaking out because Francesca has turned against the monsters and is searching for the secret formula to destroy matter so she can rule over the others. Dracula, the Monster’s Mate and “Fang” all go down the trap door Francesca used to find her in the laboratory.
There’s a struggle over the torch and the wolfsbane, and then Francesca jumps out the window, leaving Dracula, the Monster’s Mate and “Fang” to quip about the crocodiles in the lagoon finishing her off. This movie’s not great at building a sense of tension, but I did want to know how Francesca was going to get herself out of this one, and it turns out Felix is waiting in the boat he was fishing in to save her. The Monster’s Mate makes another terrible joke about how they’re going to make the ballet from Swamp Lake, which is par for the course for this movie.
Francesca starts crying that everything was fine until Felix came to the Isle of Evil and starts yelling “I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!” but Felix slaps her for being hysterical and that turns her around to not being able to resist him. Then a lot of Freudian symbology happens with crashing waves and lightning and trees falling down, it’s not a bit subtle. The pair are surrounded by an aura of light as they kiss, I assume this means they’re in love from now on. There’s a sultry song number from Francesca as she declares “there never was a love like mine” in the moonlight, and it’s probably one of the least irritating songs in the movie. Francesca picks a flower and dances with her new allergy-prone lover, and it’s rather sweet if you forget this started with a slap.
The plot thickens with this new romance, as Francesca informs Felix that they have to leave the island before something terrible and destructive shows up. Felix asks why they can’t say goodbye, but Francesca already has a boat hidden away for the purposes of a quick escape. Then we cut to the World Organisation of Monsters having a meeting without Felix to stage a mutiny against him, with Dracula being the ringleader of the operation. Yelch remains loyal to Baron Boris, but Dracula and the others are fuming over a human like Felix inheriting control of the World Organisation of Monsters from Von Frankenstein. We’re sixteen minutes away from the climax of the movie, and we still haven’t seen It show up yet. But we will in good time. I don’t like how Dracula says Francesca should have been Yelch’s instead of Felix’s, pitting an incel grudge against the heroes of our story for political gain. Yelch has been harassing Francesca for half the run-time so that’s no good. Meanwhile Francesca and Felix are out of breath in the jungle, and Felix is gulping down his allergy pills. A Venus Fly trap attacks and Felix saves the day, leading to Francesca making out with him some more as they escape through the jungle. Dracula cuts through the greenery with a machete, searching for the couple of love-birds to destroy Von Frankenstein’s successor. All the other monsters follow suit through the foliage. Felix gets some vines to carry Francesca who is worn out and tired (I like her line that she’s no easy pick-up), and he fights the Wolf-Man who grabs her. Francesca is captured and Felix’s glasses are punched off, how will he save her and get to the boat? Well, he happens to have the formula to destroy matter, and the monsters recoil from the dangerous liquid. All of a sudden It rises from the water as the newest threat to everyone’s survival, which brings us closer to the climax of this movie.
It’s feet get bitten by crocodiles in the lagoon, and when enraged starts wrecking the Von Frankenstein castle. Francesca has been captured by Yelch and the Wolf-Man, tied to a stake. However, It flicks Yelch into the stratosphere with a finger, and because Felix is the weakest male lead I’ve seen outside of a harem anime he threatens to kill himself because he can’t save Francesca on his own. Then Baron Boris shows up with his secret formula and we’re gearing up for the finale soon, because It has also grabbed the other monsters in the crew. Frankenstein’s Monster starts crying for a bit, and in comes the air force of zombie bellhops to complete this King Kong homage. Baron Von Frankenstein calls out the jealousies and hatreds of the monsters who wanted to kill his nephew for power, and then pulls out his WMD to nuke the island.
The climax is a bit of a downer ending, with the Isle of Evil destroyed and presumably the monsters with it, Felix and Francesca escape via the ocean and off to get married. But Francesca weeps, because where other women have organs, she has springs and a battery which will need replacing, and arms that will rust. Felix reveals he himself is a robot, in a homage to the ending of Some Like It Hot. It’s a grim, dark conclusion to what was at first a fun story about Halloween monsters, and Mad Monster Party has a bit of tone whiplash unique to the period which it was made with questions about the atomic bomb intermingled with horror icon shenanigans. I like Mad Monster Party quite a bit, but it is quite slow in parts where it should be fluid in its animated hijinks, although modern Laika stop-motion projects owe a great debt to the pioneers at Rankin-Bass for kick-starting an art-form with unique charms and hand-crafted magic to it. Overall I reckon Mad Monster Party deserves a place within the very few Halloween specials that exist, especially with the horror genre pedigree it possesses with huge gets like Boris Karloff. It ends a bit sad, however tragedy is forever intertwined with the fate of monsters, as the gothic tradition demands a few tears of sympathy to be shed for the creatures of the night.